Was taking random pictures of my mother and this came out…pretty terrifying
It’s not often that anyone can leave Sheldon completely speechless, yet Amy manages to do just that. (x)
this is so real
How to spot a fake geek guy:
- says robin is useless
- says aquaman is useless
- worships batman bc batman is invincible
- doesn’t “understand” superman because he’s not relatable or interesting
- makes “hero vs hero” posts
- probably smells like axe
ok but can we just appreciate how detailed mario’s shoe is
#his shoe is a potato
My anaconda don’t want none unless the state of the economy recovers, minimum wage workers see an increase in their pay, and women, racial, and sexual minorities acquire their rights.
a support group for people who started saying YAAAAAAS ironically and now can’t stop
So when boys want to wear tank tops, it’s okay, but when I want to do it, it’s indecent and my shoulders are going to give every boy in a 20-mile radius a boner?
if your underage and its a professional environment, wear professional clothing. women have sexual organs on their top half, men don’t, don’t you know biology??
breasts aren’t sexual organs and neither are shoulders do everyone a favor staple your hands to your ass
when you’re on tumblr and your parents won’t stop walking into your room
if you cut the tip off, how do you seal it when you save it for later?
^^^ Seriously. How do you store it after you open it?
Step one: step two:
Y’all need Jesus.
or even more easy way?
shots are currently being fired
this made me laugh so hard tbh
boy, blowjobs sure are a mouthful
jeez, that pun was hard for me to swallow
thanks for your contribution
HAPPY MOMMY HAPPY BABIES