that terrifying moment when everything is happily resolved but the book still has 200 pages left
that terrifying moment when there’s too many things that need resolving but the book has only 20 pages left
IT’S JUST LIKE
When you kiss your teeth at your parents then try to play it off
Blaine is the reason I stopped watching Glee.
WHY CANT EVERY CHARGER FOR EVERYTHING THAT EXISTS JUST BE THE SAME SHAPE AND SIZE
This is my proudest moment.
do any millionaires follow me that are bored
When people ask how you’re doing at the end of the semester
The mating calls of a teenage white boy
what the FUCK
is he saying these things to the dog or
main goals when going to a friends house:
-don’t clog toilet